The Hack Slappers

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:25 am

There are a whole lot of rogue hackers out there... So me and a few cowboys joined as one to be the Law in these parts.

Hack Slapper #1: HyperFighter
Hack Slapper #2: Sporkinator
Hack Slapper #3: Dieoonyesius
Hack Slapper #4: Simmdc aka Greg
Hack Slapper #5: FFAxTomcatx(RETIRED codename)
Hack Slapper #6: ZachTank
Hack Slapper #7: Russian Tanker

AND THE RAPING GOLEM!!!!!!

*currently looking for new recruits to help maintain the Law around here* :lol:

We started by slapping old oddy, now to take them all down!

JOIN NOW!!!

*A bit much for a name die, im only one man*

Dieoonesyius · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:21 pm

I am new recruit.

I shall be known as the lord of wines, spirits, and drinks.
the opener of the gateway
the swallower of black holes themselves

:mrgreen:

Sporkinator · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:29 pm

Oddball is the only hacker (read: BZ cheater) I've seen on battlezone1.net server recently. All the others are afraid. :twisted:

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:23 pm

yeah, though more will come I bet. They come in eventually like flies, only to be slapped by a flyswatter. :twisted:

GOLEM · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:55 pm

yes thats right join our squardren and rape all the hackers
ahahaahahhaahahah
this will be a great year

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:46 pm

The Hack Slappers did some good round ups yesterday, we all looked mighty in our Golem Walker Brigade!

We had an excellent defensive huddle. Our opponents had difficulty getting by.

We then made a final offensive on the enemy, it was a glorious bout. Though ammo was limited.

It was a fun day, and Oddball fled that day(actually before I took the screenies) :lol:

He now has me and Greg banned. Afraid to take on a real challenge. :twisted:

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:58 pm

Later that night, we found Oddball and CroatSlapper09 in game, it wasn't long before The Hack Slappers took control over the operation. suicideking(new guy) hasn't been informed of all vs. hack games, so he took to harrassing our positions. We retaliated, and he didn't like it. I believe CroatSlapper is Assman, anyone else up for that speculation?

Noobs, they all see the light eventually, except for eternal ones.

Simmdc · **Joined:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:43 am **Posts:** 49

WE OWNED THEM :lol:

Sporkinator · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:09 pm

Yes our Golem army is quite a blast!

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:25 pm

nice SS man.

GOLEM · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:19 pm

OH.... "CRYING "......... THOSE PICTURES ARE SOO BEATIFUL GOLEMS EVERYWHERE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMINDS MEE OF MY OLD GOLEM DAYS

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:36 pm

You would've enjoyed yourself alot GOLEM :lol:

tesla_trooper · **Posted:** Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:05 am

holy crap

GOLEM · **Posted:** Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:40 pm

one day the golems wil take over the universe and march across the rings of satern

EARTH UR NEXT

NEXT BZ INSTALLER WILL HAVE EARTH MAPS IN IT
DO NT BE SUPRISED ABOUT SEEING TREA AND ROCLS AND STUFF

HyperFighter · **Posted:** Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:11 am

Until the day that my army hits massive proportions, and incorporates Golems into our forces.

That will be a great day.

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