Battlezone 1

Heh, appears ill have a nice challenge when i finally strat Mega. Was a good game, but 10 golems isn't impossible to stop(9 months of fighting GOLEM trained me) usually a few APCs can do the job.

If you haven't noticed Cerb, your matches with him are amazingly close, I would've suggested wiping out his scavs in the first place though. Was a good match, a good match.

Hehe... Well, I decided to be nice, and conserve ammo. As for APC's, he would have just totalled them.

Trust me, 8 APCs pwn 10 Golems many times, I should know...

BTW, about no one being 10x stronger than you, tell me that again in 9 more matches against you.

Party party party... Need to kill cerb more...

Hyper fighter...........What to say about this hoser! He whipped my ass today and im still wipeing the tears! Lol We played three games and he won them all. Hyper you used to think i hacked but i see you have come of age and are quite a good player now. Spock said he might move you to the pro list. I don' t think this is a bad idea! Great games well played and im gonna come kick your ass in person because im not so sure i can in bz hehe! The last game my pc was normal and worked well so you had me all along. Means you deserved all three wins. You have been de - noobified. the games made me want to start stratting a little more often. Thank you for that it was fun. Great games and good luck in the future. (you will need it). hehe Respectfully, Valak

Those were some excellent games:










They were fun, I'm still in shock I won.

Spork and I had another strat, cut into almost 4 minutes.



GG!

Sporkinator VS HyperFighter!
Theater of Pain!
3 lives!
FIGHT!

OK, I started out by making 2 scavs and a silo and moving recycler south towards more scrap and making 2 more scavs. I make a power and a tower, and soon crank out an armory and factory. I upgrade my tank with Dual SP and Mortar and begin recon. Hyper comes over in his tank and says "hi". I start shooting and he engages me. After a few seconds, we both cease fire and head back to base. I realize that 4 scavs are too slow, so I build 2 more. I build a howie and some minelayers and send miners to mine around my recycler. An epic battle ensues from this point on. I am ejected from my tank. I am floating back to base and I see Hyper rushing towards me and firing AT+Minigun. He thought he'd go ahead and knock off 1 life... I take a snipe shot from air and miss, I am in yellow hull. I take a 2nd shot and it gets him! I commandeer his tank and upgrade it and begin building more offense. My factory is destroyed and rebuilt like 3 times. I get 2 scouts, 2 tanks, and 2 bombers. Somewhere along the way I throw in 2 APCs and counter his APC's attacking my factory with mortar. I build 8 offensive units, 50% tanks, 50% scouts, and another bomber, and I go in for the kill. I spot his recycler and factory and move in. I am ejected, but I stay with my units as I float down, ordering them to follow me, and they keep up the fight. As I am floating, I get sniped! Back at spawn, I hop towards base and get into a spare bomber I had and build another bomber. I then rush back towards his base -- OOPS! What base? My units had finished off his recycler, factory, and defense without my assistance. I also noticed Hyper lost another life, he is on his last. My fellow bomber and I take down his armory, and then I eject and float back to base, all offense following me. I commandeer a scout. The game is basically over at this point, but I am on the lookout for the lone sniper. I eventually discover he is hiding in my recycler. I fire once at my recycler and pack it up, it forces him out, and I take his last life with dual miniguns.

GOOD FREAKING GAME!

That had the amazing adrenaline rush that makes BZ strat so incredibly unique. You said you "screwed up" in that game. Welcome to my world in the previous games where you beat me badly. I screw up too. BTW, I know you weren't recycler diving, just hiding in FEAR!

After that we had a silly all vs Jens game, and we clobbered him as usual.

I was actually looking for a good sniping position hehe. Shoulda sniped that scav.

I will not remain defeated however... I am now a pro stratter, but I will not stop there, I will ascend!!!!!

Sounds like you have improved a lot, HyperFighter...

I will also be some better when I rematch you!

This Megatron guy sounds like a good strategist, like myself (though I tend to get overexcited playing online and mess up my normally clear thinking, and my heart starts beating rapidly and then I start making mistakes).

I don't like to do fights myself, though , I much prefer coordinating other people's armies (but that is not really an option in Battlezone, however, as it is not really suited to that particular game) and directing from the shadows.

WELLL WELLL WELL MY FRIENDS

I AM ABLE TO DEFEAT ALL OF U

BUT IF I AM ACTIVE IN THE GAME .

HYPER KNOWS THAT............ IF HE DOES NOT ATTACK MY BASE AT A EARLY POINT ... THEN I WILL BE UNDESTRUCTIONABLE .
I CAN GET EXTREMMY POWERFUL IF THERE IS MORE THAN 3 STRATERS .
THE ENEMY HAS TO FUCUS 100% OF THEIR WAR EFFORT ON MEE .
PEOPLE SAY THAT I AM WORTH LIKE 2 RECYLERS AND 2 PLAYERS BECASUE I AM IMMPOSIBLE TO DEFEAT . EXCEPT HYPER WHO STILL TO THIS DAY STRUGGLES TO BEAT MEE .

I AM JUST REALLY LAZY

JUST IMAGINE ME WITH 10 TANKS
I MEAN GOLEM COST 12 SCRAP TO BUILD ---- 20 MINUTES 10 GOLEMS
10 MINUTES - 10 TANKS PLUS ANOTHER 10 = 10 HOWIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!Muahaahhahahhhaahahahhahaahaaaaaa
BUT I KEEP MY TRIDITION GOING .. I WILL NEVER WIN A WAR WITHOUT HE 10 GOLEMRAPERECYLERFACTORYDEADONSEX ATTACK !!!

Oh, is that a fact? You have never beaten me before, and we haven't had a dead stalemate in months. Most times it's been my victory or a seperate party interfered.

Sporkinator (NSDF) VS Chippy the Clown (NSDF)
Achilles Pie, 2 lives.

Chippy was in the lobby asking for strat. I was there and said I'll play him. He said "i mk" (I make the game) so, I waited about half a minute and he hosted a strat. For a player like chippy that took some guts. He's not a very good stratter yet, but I give him points for making the effort to play a strat, and taking the beating and saying "gg" and the end. I started out deploying my recycler, immediately building 2 scavs and a silo. I ordered recycler to follow me, and after a bit of recon, I realized there are no remote geysers (doh!) and redeployed at my spawn point, while having my constructor build a silo in a scrap field. After building supply, power, tower, hangar, and 4 offensive units, I realize chippy is building an outpost in the general direction of my base. I immediately took action to build an outpost near his outpost. I saw he had a howie or 2, minelayer, and a Gun Tower, so I was expecting a semi-epic battle to break out, and I called in 2 howies. At this time I have 6 offense, 50% tanks 50% scouts and I build an APC and call it to my outpost while building a barracks. I ordered my howies to destroy a few things, but they claimed out of range even though their targets were 400m away or less. Oh well, must be that wall and/or terrain elevation difference affecting their range. I decide to take the outpost down head-on. There was a turret with dual SP that caught me by surprise and badly damaged me, I barely escaped with my tank's hull at no bars, and grabbed my emergency repair pack, and ordered my armory to send more. I ordered my APC to destroy the howie in the outpost, and it seems chippy himself was nowhere to be seen, and the soldiers from my APC destroyed some other units while I was back at my base preparing a second attack wave. I was inspecting the outpost... I mean scrapfield and saw an enemy pilot just standing there and I shot it. Oops! Chippy got killed and is on final life. He needs to learn to run home. I built some more stuff in chippy's old outpost, 2 GT and 2 powers, silo, barracks. Chippy attacks in a lone bomber and I eject him and let him live when I see him running home he sends some walkers. I send in my APC again and order my main offensive force to guard one of the Gun Towers. Chippy snipes one of my tanks and is trying to take out my power sources. My force was ignoring him, so I issued follow command and they spotted him and fired. As he is ejected, he's facing my units and I. I take a few shots with SP and fail to hit him, so I fly in close and order my force to attack him and I run back to base, and he is killed for the 2nd and final time. Good game chippy, but I hope for more challenge next time. I think he had the right idea, he was destroying my scavengers.

Me versus Sir Stratking
Map: PACMAN

I started out making 3 scavs as I went around dropping beacons..then built a contructor and made it make a silo. Had a minelayer drop mines at the silo area to loosen up any attack force he may be planning and made a few GT's at the 2 entrances. Saw on radar some of his scavs were in the middle, so I went and took out a silo he had and a scav or two, then he comes and greets me with his presence. I run out of ammo and try to retreat...too late, I go boom and fall onto a cliff side. I called out my offense to wipe out the area then I snipe one of his tanks...apparently it was him in that tank He then tries to stage an offense area at one of the corners of my base (health/ammo drops and calling in constructor), but I catch him in the middle of it and take out his constructor, supply depot and 1-2 APC's.


I go back to my base to build a better defense. Too late, he already got there first by taking the cliffs to avoid the minefield. I lost my Factory and Recycler...bastage! I had 3 GT's on his escape route that took him out...maybe I should have added more than 1 at the other entrance he used I jump a cliff to get to the scene quicker and find him on-foot casually prancing around in the open like he's in a field of daises. I fire "challenge" shots at him...giving him at least a chance to snipe me. Well, he's too slow with the sniping part so I ended up killing him with the chain gun


EDIT: Oh yea, I won after that =)

just had an amazing strat with Rusty_Guns, Dragon Fighter-Mexico, and Scott

scott joined later and i never interacted with him

the map was canyon madness, and i started south. built some scavs, constuctor, and a small scrap outpost near the center. dragonfighter and rusty were having a rather massive conflict somewhere to the north, so i set about fortifying my base with GTs. by this time, i needed more scrap, so i went east to buld another silo, only to find rustys factory sitting unprotected. i promptly destroyed it. while my scavs collected scrap in the area, i tried to buld up an attack force of tanks and APCs, and to hold the outpost. however, the factory wasnt the only thing rusty had there. his entire base was just beyond it, and he responed with a series of nasty attacks with tanks and scouts. he fortified quite well with minelayers and gun towers. eventually, i was forced to retreat from the outpost after a failed attack, and i only had 2 APCs, and me on foot. both of the APCs were back at the rec, and i was outta scrap. suddenly rusty goes for a rush. he knocked out my s-power(i hadnt had time to build another one), and starts popping away at my rec. he had shown no mercy to me if i was a pilot, and of course even less if i was sniping, so i tried the APCs. he tried mortars. since my APCs were right next to my rec, i could keep reloading them over and over and over. i barely held him off until finally his ship was destroyed. during this attack, he had brought along backup, but these had also been destroyed. there was the scrap i needed. i once again tried to attack his base, so i built up my defenses, some tanks and APCs, and went in. but rusties trusty thumper/SP stabber combo was too much. he wiped out my force after a tough-er battle, and killed me, ending my last life.

i was a FUN, exciting game.

wish i'd interacted more with the others besides killing there scavs.